Ladies, 11 Things Your Mom Didn’t Tell You About The Pen*s

I don’t know if ladies get fascinated by men’s
penises the way men get fascinated by
vaginas. One thing I know though, many of
us women are novices when it comes to
handling our men’s junk in the trunk. To
some of us, the penis is just for sex and
beyond that, nothing else needs to be
known. And even the knowledge of how to
use it during sex is very limited.
Many believe that everything about the man,
even his penis, is as straightforward as it
comes, but that’s not so true. A man’s third
leg has a mind of its own, as you’ll get to
If you dare, proceed on…
1. The Penis Needs Exercise. And when I talk
about exercise, I mean sexual. Masturbation,
hand-jobs, blowjobs, sex, the whole deal.
Tobias Kohler, MD, assistant professor of
urology at Southern Illinois University School
of Medicine. Says the D “has to be essentially
exercised,” or it would go out of shape. It has
to be every so often enhanced with oxygen
from blood rush that makes it erect, Kohler
added. The brain has an automatic penis care
function built in for even when a man finds
himself not being aroused for a long time,
and that is why you find men having weird
erections at wrong places and odd hours. The
average number of erections per day for a
man is 11. This is quite interesting. It makes
me wonder how many men one comes across
who could be having a private moment. So
ladies, don’t wait for the brain to do
maintenance work your man; help him out all
the freaking time.
2. The regular male orgasm lasts about 6
seconds while a woman’s can go for almost
23 seconds. What does this mean ladies? Ask
him to help you with the big O since yours
might take longer but once you get there, try
not to turn him down when he wants more.
It’s only fair that he has four orgasms for
every one of yours. Abi e no make sense?
3. There are two types of penises. Know
which type your man has. One type is called
the grower. When becoming erect, it
expands and elongates while the other which
is called the shower is naturally big most
times but it doesn’t get much bigger after
getting an erection. When you know what
type your man has, you’ll know how to please
him better. Research has it that 79 percent
of men have growers while 21 percent have
4. The penis is shaped like a boomerang and
that is because it is actually twice as long as
you would think it is. Half of its length is
inside the man’s body, with the root tucked
up inside the pelvis and attached to the
pubic bone. And here’s the best part: it can
actually be massaged over time to add
length. So if you feel your man is too small for
you, you should help him out. Constant hand-
jobs that do not lead to quick ejaculation but
keep the penis erect for a long time will
definitely make it longer and bigger. Keep
your hands busy, ladies.
5. Many men have a pleasure zone and it is
the underside of the head of the penis. It is
said to be the most sensitive spot. Stop
manhandling his balls all the time;
concentrate on that underside and also on
the penile opening where sperm and urine
spurts from. Tickling it with the tongue can
drive him crazy. Always remember that with
each man is different. Thus, whatever worked
for your ex may not necessarily work for your
new beau. Ask him first but surprise him
sometime by handling that penis shaft like a
6. Men don’t use their brains to have an
orgasm. Yes, you might have guessed that
already by now but here’s how it works: The
signal to orgasm is triggered by muscle
contractions in the spinal cord and pelvis and
that is why certain positions in sex are very
difficult for men to handle. Even those men
who have learned how to go on for a long
time have moments when they have
“accidental discharge”.
7. Men lie about their size. According to
condom manufacturers, only 6 percent of the
male population needs magnum sized
rubbers. I don’t get why they have to lie,
though. We all know that size doesn’t matter.
In fact, from what most of my friends who
have been with big guys have told me, those
guys don’t really know how to use them. The
shocking amazing sex moments they have
experienced came from men with average
sizes and sometimes even small penises.
8. A man’s penis is a petri dish for a diverse
community of bacteria. Studies from two
doctors at the Translational Genomics
Research Institute, in Flagstaff, Arizona after
using genetic tests to identify the bacteria
found on men’s penises, showed there were a
total of 42 unique kinds of bacteria inhabiting
the skin of the penis. Most of the bacteria
didn’t need oxygen to grow. Their research
also showed that uncircumcised men had
more bacteria that circumcised men. This has
helped explain why circumcision has been
linked to a lower risk of getting HIV. One
theory is that the bacteria may prompt the
immune system to respond in a way that
makes cells more vulnerable to HIV infection.
So, this goes without saying that you should
use a condom always but if you are sure your
man is HIV negative or isn’t carrying any type
of disease, insist on him keeping the place
clean, dry, free of urine and unnecessary
hairs before you go down on him or put it in
you. Buy him an array of boxers so he can
always change them.
9. The older the man, the less sensitive he is,
says a recent study. As a man gets older, he
steadily loses his sensitivity. Right now there
is no correct scale with which to judge by
how much the sensitivity is lost but in
general it is gauged by the least amount of
stimulation a man is able to feel. It is called
the “sensory threshold.” From age 25,
sensitivity starts to decline. The sharpest
drop is seen between age 65 and 75. If
you’re with an older man, have this in mind:
you will need extra help to keep that shlong
up and running.
10. The shoe size of a man is not directly
proportional to his penis size. If you want to
know if a guy is packing heat, stop looking at
his feet. Even dwarfs have been known to
carry big sausages. And stop looking at the
size of his muscles either; all that brawn
could fall your hand when behind closed
11. Alcohol and cigarettes affect a man’s
erection and size. Men will constantly be limp
if they drink too much. Also cigarette
smoking is linked to shrinking of a man’s
penis by as much as a centimeter. If you love
him and his little man, you’ll advise and help
him to stay healthy.

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