[JOKE] 10 Sure Steps To Fart in Public And Retain Your Image [MUST READ]

To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch u, no be small embarassment o! Just follow dis guidelines & u are on ur way to being a star in dis profession.
Wen u enter a hall, check d wind direction, if na closed hall wit AC, better. Maximum impact.
Make sure say u sidon face d wind direction. …
Make sure say u get enof leg space. U go soon knw why.
Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now & then.
U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until time wey d hall dey noisy incase ur mess na d type wey dey sound like AK47.
Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left.
Elevate d right yansh.
Release small (sound check)
If no sound, allow make d mess flow steady.
Allow time 4 proper circulation.


Make sure say no be u be d first person 2 complain.
Wen pple begin dey shout “chineke! E no go better for d person wey do dis kind thin, ” simply ask “why person no fit respect d presence of odas na?”
No hala pass odas if not u go become suspect.
Take style disengage from the area, relocate to another zone and repeat the exercise!

WARNING: Try this at your own risk. 36hype won’t be responsible for any harm whatsoever that happens after trying the steps. Other than that, keep farting!!!

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